No Good Options

Welcome to the No Good Options… Podcast, where the choices are bad and the logic is questionable.

Each episode, we dive into different “Would You Rather”, “If You Could” and “What If” scenarios. No scripts. No prep. Just three people talking our way through impossible situations.

Some scenarios are ridiculous. Some are dark. Some are genuinely concerning. All of them make you think.

Podcasting since 2026 • 7 episodes

No Good Options

Latest Episodes

Ep.7: Inanimate, Mini Thief and a Rich Man's Game

In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Emily debate which everyday object they'd bring to life as their best friend, discuss what they'd do if the Borrowers really were living in their walls, and try to decide which parts of modern...

August 05, 2026 • Episode 7 • 46:53

Ep.6: Dessert, Dinky Legs and Buzzzz sized Dragon

In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Pete debate whether breakfast or dessert is the superior meal to eat in bed, try to work out whether impossibly long fingers would be worse than impossibly short legs, and decide if they'd rat...

July 22, 2026 • Episode 6 • 32:27

Ep.5: Lucky, Loved and a Little in Front

In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Pete discuss whether they'd want to see exactly how much everyone likes them, imagine a world where every luck-based superstition suddenly becomes real, and debate whether it would be better t...

July 08, 2026 • Episode 5 • 39:46

Ep.4: Gladiators, Grabbers and a Forgotten Time

In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara try to work out how many increasingly older people they could realistically defeat, debate what objects they would replace their hands with if given the choice, and consider whet...

June 24, 2026 • Episode 4 • 36:29

Ep.3: Immortal, Squeaky and Perfectly Average

In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara discuss whether living forever would really be worth giving up laughter, debate the pros and cons of permanently sticky hands versus squeaky feet, and explore what skill they would choose...

June 10, 2026 • Episode 3 • 36:51